The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!