- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to reseal bottles!

Pointless Super Powers