the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!