The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!