The power to die at will.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!