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The power to get hard at will.
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body
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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people
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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!
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The power to die at will.
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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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The power to live,but only when you are dead
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The power to instantaneously switch hats.
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The power to laugh in Japanese.
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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back
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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.
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The power to be able to never have a power.
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to speak only one language
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!