The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to become black.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

The power to wet yourself at will.

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the ability to solve paradoxes

Power to develop diseases.

The power to control sloths

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!