The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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to spelle caretly

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!