Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Acid pee

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!