The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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to poop a penny every year

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Stop clapping

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to read captchas

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!