The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be dead

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to create shit

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!