- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nipple Radar.

The power to have a power

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to kiss your own ass

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to divide by zero

he power to make mistakes

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to fart your way to the moon

Acid pee

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers