The power to write a country song

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power drown in water

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to jerk off

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!