power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!