THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to write a country song

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!