- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to clap 14 times a second

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to start time.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to have a super power,

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of pointless powers.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

Pointless Super Powers