The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to fail

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!