The power to be yourself.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to be dead

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The power to to think less

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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A healing punch

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!