- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

+36

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

+36

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

+36

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

+30

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

+24

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

+20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of words

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to smell thoughts.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

the ability to command watermelons

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.