- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

Stop clapping

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

Tits for a guy.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Meatvision.

Pointless Super Powers