The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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make youself dumb

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!