The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!