- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

Nipple Radar.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to ejaculate

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to be in fashion.

Pointless Super Powers