The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to read captchas

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to control dodos

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to make bubles without soap

Power to develop diseases.

to die when you are happy

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to get sick

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!