- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall up.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be a woman

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have no powers

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

Pointless Super Powers