The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!