The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to create powers

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to make your nose blink.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to mind reeds

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!