The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Aweonao

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!