The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to lose this power.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the powre to spel

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The ability to grow a third nostril.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The power to sh*t bricks

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!