The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!