- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

to die when you are happy

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers