- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to lock open doors

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power that will grant you no power.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

Pointless Super Powers