the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!