The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to to think less

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Stop clapping

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!