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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated
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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to fly when your touching the ground
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow
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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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The power to grow one wing
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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the power to not finish your
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The power to push a door that only pulls.
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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to watch tv
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the pouwer giv mee gramr
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!