The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to be able to blow air

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!