- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to not move but your always happy.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to control sloths

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to have hindsight.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to think salmon.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers