The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to breathe

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!