The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!