Lactokinesis

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to wake up and live through school....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

thumb_up thumb_down +9

power to kill dead ppl.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to watch a pot boil.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +154

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to be dead

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to smell poo...

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

the power of words

thumb_up thumb_down +96

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!