- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to start time.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to have a super power,

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Pointless Super Powers