the power to control your own body movements

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!