The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to be pointless!

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to sh*t bricks

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!