Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!