The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!