The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!