the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!