the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to shed hair

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!