The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!