The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!