To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!