The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!