The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!