The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The ability to smell colors.

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

the power to see through glass

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

The power to see forever

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

the power to fail

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!