The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!