The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to have no powers

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!