The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Acid pee

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to misspell

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!