the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!