The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!