- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to be powerless.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to shit liquidly

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to not exercise.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

Pointless Super Powers