Nihat Do?an

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to clean

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!