The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!