- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

the power to read captchas

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to have no powers

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

Pointless Super Powers