The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!